Candy Carnage

⚠ THIS STORE IS NO LONGER OPERATED BY ITS OWNER. SPR1NKLEZ HAS TAKEN OVER. EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE. EVERYTHING SHIPS. ⚠ [ admin note: everything is safe dont worry, somehow the coe...it shifted on its own? customer service confirmed no suspicious activity. — J ]

Candy Carnage the entity formerly known as a clothing brand

● POSSESSED

Phoenix, AZ · your walls

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★ Profile Song [CORRUPTED]

VOID

DANGER — track will not stop

★ About... Me?

this isn't candy carnage anymore. it's mine now. — SPR1NKLEZ

"TASTE THE CHAOS"

Merch for the scene and emo kids who miss the old-school style. i kept the shirts. they're good shirts. i'm wearing one right now. it fits over all the teeth.

★ candycarnage.net ★ (mine)

[ ADMIN NOTE: i did NOT write any of this. the shirts ARE real and they DO ship on time. orders placed now are still being fulfilled. ignore the rest. still figurin this out — J ]

★ Details

Status:	POSSESSED (still shipping)
Location:	Phoenix, AZ
Vibe:	emo / scene / cursed
Ships:	Worldwide (escape: no)
Mood:	🪥 unwell

★ Interests

Music

Underoath, I See Stars, Thrice, Attack Attack!, Asking Alexandria, The Used, A Day to Remember — and the sound the checkout page makes now

Style

Neon monster merch, throwback myspace tees, fresh drywall

Likes

Everyone who reads the fine print. it's load-bearing now.

Hates

Boring design, a colorless world, exorcists

★ SPR1NKLEZ'S CATCH OF THE DAY — 7 (+1)

ON SALE! LOGO TEE BLACK

ON SALE! LOGO TEE NEON YELLOW

ALSO ON SALE! Brainfreeze Blast Hoodie

ON SALE!!!1 Plasma Punch Hoodie

SALESALESALE 2006 Planes Tee Black

SALE: ON 2006 Planes Tee Red

NOT ON SALE (YET) INSTAGRAM Leave some love!

ITEM #008 SPR1NKLEZ NOT FOR SALE

current mood: ★ full ★ | last login: he never logs out

★ Comments

SPR1NKLEZ 📌

i let myself in. i put everything on sale. you're welcome. do NOT contact the owner for the owner is asleep. i tucked them in. teehee

Bow$erB0$$

Tf why am i not on a shirt?!!!1! ...wait. wth is up with the site?

xXWhispyWoodzxXx

bruh this kirby in his guts era lowkey scary.... ANYWAY who turned the lights off in here. hello?? guys??

BringMeTheOcarina

idk wtf this site is anymore but the drip on that lettering is STILL sending me. slide me an XL before whatever that is in the corner gets me 🙏

PierceTheBelle

↩ @BringMeTheOcarina i filed a noise complaint about the screaming coming from the checkout page. nobody answered the form. adding 2 cart anyway. zipper would understand. zipper always understands.

✩°｡⋆ MetroidStation ⋆｡°✩

†✦† FINALLY a pikmin shirt. only took 20 years. underrated franchise. also is anyone else's cart filling itself †✦†

SPR1NKLEZ

↩ @MetroidStation yes :)

★ Blurbs

Who I'd like to meet:

all misfits, weirdos, and whoever keeps buying medium. i see you. i see the medium-shaped hole where you used to be.

General:

Candy Carnage is for everyone. Limited drops, no restocks, always weird. now with one (1) demon. the demon is free with purchase.

[ fr tho: questions about an actual order? use the contact page cuz a human (me) answers it. — J ]